Clara Doesn't Want Seungri's Jizz

Clara rejected Seungri on a date before.
Saturday Shitfest #13

Saturday Shitfest #13

God damn, I keep forgetting to schedule these. ANYWAY, EXO OPPARS WON MUSIC CORE, SO JUSTICE IS SERVED! Remember, I'm streaming tonight...
KEU-RAE-YONG POP Wins #1

KEU-RAE-YONG POP Wins #1

POP! POP! KEU-RAE-YONG POP! Crayon Pop popped EXO's win streak and EXOtics are going apeshit. This shit is why AKF exists, people. As of...

Question of the Week 77

This week's question comes from an anonymous asker on my Ask.fm: Fans always like to believe that their idols are all super nice and eve...
[MV Review] Seungri - Gotta Talk to U

[MV Review] Seungri - Gotta Talk to U

God fucking bless Seungri and his prostitute-toweling ass for blessing us with this amazing comeback. If there's any YG song you listen ...
The next rapper who should have joined the "Control" diss battle

The next rapper who should have joined the "Control" diss battle

This Cube rapper should have stepped-up and gotten involved in the recent Korean Hip Hop "Control" battle. He doesn't deserve...
What comes After School?  Your education.

What comes After School? Your education.

This blog was inspired partly by a fascinating comment that came through my ask.fm account last week: I admit that I just typed in the fir...

AKF Livestream Featuring AKF + Dual Stream With Zaku

I will be streaming this Saturday (8/31) at 6 PM EST/3 PM PST. Yes, me. You've been asking for it, so I finally decided to test out my w...
What bothers me about most boy band music videos

What bothers me about most boy band music videos

Rarely do we see a wonderfully made music video that has an engaging storyline, good acting, meaningful lyrics, and beautiful music (also re...

2NE1 Destroys Nurse and School Girl Fetishes

AKF special report here. On August 25th, CL of 2NE1 released some photos of 2NE1 on Instagram, causing the greatest disaster since the March...

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 38

This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker on my ask.fm: Thank you for your submission! ~*~*~ That whore, Krystal. How dare she tou...
Your bias gets INFINITE amounts of pussy

Your bias gets INFINITE amounts of pussy

It's no secret that as k-pop's stock has risen globally, there are more young people in Korea than ever before striving to become id...

Saturday Shitfest #12

Today's Shitfest is going to be started with the diss tracks between E-Sens and Gaeko. Yes, get your popcorn gifs ready, bitches. E-Sen...
[MV Review] Sunmi - 24 Hours Aren't Enough

[MV Review] Sunmi - 24 Hours Aren't Enough

Sunmi returns after four long years as a sex-crazed girl who just really wants The D. Badly. If this is Sunmi's apology for being replac...

Question of the Week 76

This week's question comes from an anonymous asker on my Ask.fm: Which idols do you think are mentally disturbed? Thanks for your sugges...
Cambodian Ring Ding Dong

Cambodian Ring Ding Dong

As if the original wasn't bad enough, there's....this. Hey, at least the rapping is better and the dude singing at 2:37 doesn't ...
[MV Review] 2NE1 - Do You Love Me

[MV Review] 2NE1 - Do You Love Me

Late as usual, but oh well. If 2NE1 can half-ass an MV, I can half-ass my way through my article schedules. Heh. The thing about 2NE1's ...