Saturday Shitfest #25
Han Hye Jin is hot.
Livestream tonight, nothing really planned as I didn't watch MAMA, so it'll be like last week's stream.
Categories
- ( \)(/ )
- #dead
- #goteamdispatch
- #TerminalAssCancer
- #twerkteam
- 2013
- 2ne1
- 46°C is too hot to write a post with text in it
- 4Minute
- 4Minute Whatcha Doin' Today review
- A-Force
- Abracadabra will always be hot
- after school
- ahjummas
- Ailee
- airport fanslap porn
- Akdong Musician
- akp helps decide your sexuality
- am i the only one who still cares about her?
- amazing freestylez
- AMAZONIAN QUEEN
- Amen
- america
- amor fati
- and that's as close as I'm going to get to a 2NE1 review
- angsty i-netz
- anyone offended - i'll remove this post if you can prove me wrong
- AOMG
- apink
- appropriate for all ages
- arcadey
- armchair activism
- AshGray
- ass
- at least it actually happened hey aus2one
- attention whore
- auditions
- Australian cultural lessons
- awards
- B.B.B.
- bad photoshop
- Baekhyun could pass for a woman
- barbarbar
- batshit crazy fans
- Bebop
- beggardols
- Big Baby Baby
- bigbang
- Bikini
- blackface
- Blackjacks
- Block B
- Bom
- Bom and Sohee just missed out are you grateful
- boram
- boring-ass MVs
- boy bands
- Boy's Generation could have been Male Penetration
- brain garbage
- brazzers
- breast augmentation
- bring on the pedo jokes I suppose
- bros before hoes
- Brown Eyed Girls
- bumkey
- bunnies
- Busker Busker are still fucking shit
- but how does this effect tae-baby
- But Ladies' Code did it
- can you feel the love tonight
- can't find any fappable LUMI-L pics *sob*
- cao ni ma
- Caption This Picture
- caro emerald
- Catallena
- Catallena banned from broadcast
- CFs
- Chen
- choa
- CHOIZA
- Chris Brown
- Christmas-shaming
- cl
- Clara
- click-whoring
- comeback
- comekpop
- comekpop is improving my solo sex life
- contracts
- could this post be a pretentious attempt to highlight double-standards as a thinly veiled excuse to show boobs
- crayon pop
- crayon pop choa way
- creepy virgin-fetishizing psycho fans
- CTP
- Cute
- cute concepts
- dahye
- Dal Shabet
- damn it Google
- Dani
- Dara
- DAT EVERYTHING
- data-mining
- Davichi
- defconn
- did you enjoy waiting for this to load
- disclaimer: music may be intolerable
- Do girls still think the duckface is sexy?
- do people read these
- do you think bananas is a euphemism for something?
- don't ask me a bunch of questions right now save it for the stream you dumbass
- don't ask me shit about it because I didn't watch it I've got better shit to do
- don't be ashamed to say you fap
- don't forget to KEU-RAY-EON-POP!
- don't worry another post with a lot more words coming soon
- dropping an intellectual blog so I get better stream questions
- DSP
- dynamic duo
- electric guitar on this stream cunts
- ENGRISH
- Eunhyuk
- Eunjung
- even I know Fosters sucks and I don't even drink
- every female k-pop fan I know is going to defriend me on SNS over this
- exclusive to AKF
- EXO
- Exotics
- explosion
- EYK is ignorant as hell
- F-ve Dolls
- f(x)
- faith in YG partially restored
- fancam
- fanfic fridays
- fanfiction
- fangirl friendly article for all you equal opportunity whiners
- fangirls
- fap
- fapping
- fat people need love too
- fei
- feminism
- fields of flowers
- Fiestar
- fighting over the same girl
- finally a Eunjung header from Kpopalypse in a post about Eunjung
- finally a k-pop idol who got me to shut up for a change I hope you're all happy
- first you get the money then you get the power then you get to jizz on Gayoon's face
- foxy boxing
- fuck Tumblr for underlining my correct English spelling
- funny collection
- Fxxk U
- Ga-In
- gag concert
- get crunk at da club
- getting cats out of trees
- getting screwed
- Gilme
- gimmicky kpop groups
- Girl's Day
- Girls Generation
- girls' generation
- go directly to jail do not vocalfag do not collect $200
- God bless
- goddess
- gosh i can't think of any other potential uses for a lightstick shaped like that can you
- handjobs
- Happy
- hates crazy blackjacks even more than AKF lol
- helping old ladies across the road
- HHHHNNNGGG
- Hitomi Tanaka
- hopefully this makes up for Lee Yeon Hee's shitty dance
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuT2LAGsxoo thanks akf!
- Hwayoung
- Hyomin
- HyoMin is realer than real
- HYOXENA
- hyoyeon
- Hyuna
- Hyunseung
- I actually think she looks better in the clothes I gave her
- I am a slut by Korean standards
- I am looking forward to this hot mess!
- I bet negative cunts still find something to hate
- I bet you're fapping right now
- I can write too!!
- I can't wait for Archer season 5 even though season 4 isn't on Netflix yet
- i could have done another 20 but you get the idea
- I don't know where I was going with this anymore
- I doubt anyone will notice
- I finally got to use a clip from Grandma's Boy
- I forgot to talk about how Way is all thug4lyfe like The Exploited but you already know so whatever
- I Got a Boy
- I have a friend who looks like Lizzy and she's a dirty whore too
- I have no words
- I hope SM Entertainment takes some of this blog on board
- I hope this post inspires you to buy legal copies of music from your favourite artists which in fact is the true purpose of this post
- I like Akisame's posts because it means I never have to be asked vocalfaggotry questions ever again OH YEAH
- I like big boobs and I cannot lie
- I linked to sulli_fag's post just so I didn't have to dig through the archives next time I wanted to fap
- i love netizens really
- I need help coming up with a catchier title
- I owe comekpop a beer for all these great gifs
- I spent a lot of time making this informative and fapworthy
- I still don't get why she changed the Ji to a G
- I think this is the first time I've used these labels in about two years
- I thought I'd actually write about k-pop for a change
- I threw up a little again after seeing that B1A4 music video's article
- I tried to make sure my drawings aren't realistic enough to get AKF in any trouble - that's my excuse for drawing/PSing like shit
- I would sacrifice a village of orphans to make this happen
- I'd do a threesome with Hyoyeon and Eunkyo not even joking
- I'll be using this gif a lot from now on
- I'll make this a series if more dullard k-pop hate blogs appear
- I'm interested in mergers and acquisitions
- I'm the Best
- I've exercised incredible restraint by keeping my Stellar and Orange Caramel albums in the shrinkwrap all this time
- IDGAF
- if I forgot one just assume they get zero too
- if I had a cent for every time I saw someone give undue importance to an idol's vocal performance ability I'd have $32.61
- if I missed your fave tough shit I'm not doing another one of these
- if none of these images confuse you then congratulations you're a pervert
- if people are going to call me hipster without knowing what the word means I might as well embrace it
- if this goes viral globally I'd just like to say I fucking called it first
- if you don't fap to this post you're disrespecting my religious beliefs
- imagine the uproar if that gif was from a female group's mv
- inevitability
- Infinite
- intervention
- interview
- is akf the only true feminist blog lolz
- is Kim Sori doomed to nugudom forever
- is this blog short enough for you whiny cunts
- it's 2014 where's the post-apocalyptic Seoul I was promised
- It's Minah itsn't it
- iu
- jaw shave gif 101
- Jay Park
- Jeremy Scott
- Jessica
- jia
- Jiwon would have been a better choice than Hwasshole
- Jiyeon
- jizz
- Jonghyun
- JS or whatever his stupid alter-stagename is
- Juggalos and EXOtics are not that different when you think about it
- k-girls
- K-POP
- k-pop manager
- k-rap
- kangaroo scrotum
- KARA
- kbs
- Kim Sori
- kinky
- KKS
- KOREA #1
- koreaboos
- kpop backgrounds
- kpop girl bands
- kpop warning labels
- Kpopalypse
- kpopalypse - disrupting your fap rhythm since 2013
- krystal
- Krystal all bout that get money get paid life
- l0l fangirls
- la materialista
- late as fuck
- lazy ass mv
- League of Legends
- learn to draw
- learning fun stuff
- leave bom unnir aroneeeee
- Lee Hi
- Lee Hyori
- Lee Seung Gi
- let me know if you'd like more or less of this kind of post
- let's all go watch frozen flower
- let's hope Chuck deosn't feel violated
- let's hope some of the original authors find this post and leave lulzy replies
- Let's make this a regular thing
- Let's Talk
- like a boss
- lineup changes
- live review
- LIVESTREAM
- Lizzy
- LOEN
- lol Dirty Eyed Girls and Boy's Generation
- lol I feel like Kahi - posting shit to stay relevant
- lollipops
- Look At Me Now
- Lord have mercy on us all
- Luhan
- LUMI-L
- M-Flo
- MAMA
- mandatory horror movie participation should be in every k-pop contract
- maria ozawa
- maria ozawa has really bad skin I found that out when watching "invitation only" I guess protein doesn't help your skin after all
- Mariah Carey
- marketing
- mass hysteria
- MBLAQ
- meet me on the justin.tv
- mermaids
- mess
- messed up shit
- microphones
- min
- mind diseases
- Minzy
- Miss A
- Missing You
- mistaken identity
- molestation
- moranbong band
- movie reviews
- mr removed
- music
- music competitions
- MV review
- my special power is tl;dr and double-spaces at the end of each sentence
- my take on 'who wore it better?'
- Nam Gyuri
- Nana
- nazis
- need more Eunjung uniform pics for this series please send
- needs more botox
- Nekta
- netizens
- netizens are dumb
- netizens are self-entitled babies
- netizens are wrong part 785
- newko
- no Eunjung no five fingers
- no homo well maybe homo
- no hot new girls better debut for a while or I'm going to have to edit this shit
- no I wouldn't have cared if T-ara won either
- no one might care about this review but I do it anyway
- no shame
- not bad
- not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good
- not bad meaning good but bad meaning bad
- not dead
- nothing to do with KPop
- notice how I made the text small near Hwasshole's tits so they didn't block the view I hope you appreciate it fappers
- Now
- now maybe i can / use social networking and / not be bored to death
- NS YoonG
- NS Yoonji
- NSFW
- nsfw ya big doofus
- nude scene
- nugu alert
- nugus
- OMG a live article and not a scheduled one
- Orange Caramel
- Overdose
- Park Bom
- Park Han Byul
- peace and love
- petition
- photo captions to make it k-pop noob-friendly okay?
- Piggy Dolls
- pinoy pride
- plagiarism
- plastic surgery
- Please don't kill me
- please share to all my haters this is the only way I can get a word out of the gutless fucks
- please submit more decent size eunjung uniform pics i'm running out
- pls help me think of a cooler name for this
- pole dancing
- poor Mineski
- porn
- positive post
- pre-release
- press releases
- primary
- product placement
- production
- pseudo-feminism
- punk
- QotW
- Question of the Week
- quick thoughtless article
- Ra Tang Clan
- rad kpop fanart
- Rain
- raina
- Rainbow Blaxx
- Rainbow is pretty dead at this point
- rania
- rant
- Ratchet
- Ray J
- realer than real
- redistribution is coming
- relationship
- relative pitch
- religion
- review
- RIP in peace Chuck
- RIP SONEs
- RIP Wonder Girls
- rock over London - rock on Chicago - AKFG - prosecuting retarded fangirls
- royalties
- sad Beliebers
- sad Directioners
- sad state of music
- sampling
- sasaengs
- scandals
- Scary
- Scary as hell
- scenario time
- seizure warning
- send me lesbian stories mmkay?
- Seohyun
- Seohyun sucks ;A;
- Seungri
- Seungrisus Christ
- sex
- Sexica
- sexy concepts
- sexy parties
- sexy stuff
- SHE'S FUCKING HIM OF ALL PEOPLE??
- shindong
- SHINee
- shinsadong tiger
- shit mega shit awooooooo
- SimH
- Simon D
- skankalicious
- SM
- SM Entertainment
- SM the Ballad
- SM the Snoozer
- smoke weed every day
- Snoop Dogg
- SNSD
- SNSD VS 2NE1
- so nyeo shi dae
- so tl;dr even I didn't read it all
- Sohee
- solo
- some other chick whose name I forget
- some smartass will say / haiku is more than meter / like i give a fuck
- someone into guys should do a male one of these for "balance"
- someone make a "dress Ailee" flash game
- sometimes she isn't even hot
- Sones
- song of the day
- songwriting
- soon to be in ur dramaz fuckin ur oppas
- sooyoung
- sorry not sorry
- soshi
- soshi manager
- SotD
- soyu has a better rack than hyorin
- Soyul
- spamming articles so senpais will notice me too~
- SPEED
- SPICA
- stay foolish
- stellar
- STFU
- still failed the shure 55 mic test
- stole this off Twitter
- Stuck in my head
- Stupid Things Fangirls Utter
- stupidity
- submitting a Seunghee/Raina Rule 34 request
- suck it kpopalypse jk
- Sudden Doughnut Attack
- suju m
- Sulli
- Sunmi
- sunny
- sunshine
- sunshine and kittens
- Super Junior
- super long text post
- survey
- sushi
- Suzy
- Suzy is a fat whore
- sweet dreams
- swingers
- t-ae
- T-ara
- T-ara N4
- Taeyang
- taeyang soft drink porn
- taeyeon
- TASTE THE RAINBOW
- taxes
- technical shit nobody cares about
- testing my Nostradamus skills but then he was full of shit too
- thank you based Seungri
- thank you fapgod
- Thanks to the anon who linked me the video ask fm is good for something besides cyberbullying and being a dick who woulda thought
- that new song of theirs is trash too
- that random pink square on Raina's dress is a special absorbent section
- the adblock thing is the real reason but this made a better blog
- the chinga style
- the property I eventually bought was both "cozy" AND "a renovator's dream"
- the prophet blog
- the things I had to Google image search to make this post *shudders*
- them bathtub pics tho
- there are you happy now
- There is no tomorrow only today and trashy music videos
- things I like to point out
- this blog was a day late because BF4 beta fucked my computer - totally not buying the full version fuck you EA and DICE
- this ended up being a list of scandals l0l
- this is a serious social issue and probably not an excuse to share fap pics ahem
- this is as close as I will ever get to an actual music video review
- this isn't fanfiction it's fan-fact
- this post sponsored by wowcash4gold.com
- This review is now only 2% anti-Girl's Day propaganda
- this was my idea not his in case you were wondering
- throwback to when we screencapped fangirl comments
- Thug4Lyfe
- tiffany
- tits
- TL;DR
- to beat the enemy you must sleep with the enemy
- TOP
- totally not an excuse to post certain pictures
- toweling gif for life
- trolling
- Trouble Maker
- Trust me to find a way to write an all-image post and still be tl;dr
- Truth or Dare
- turning non-issues into big deals
- tvxq
- U-Kiss
- UCAAD
- Ulala Session
- underwear
- unfit for broadcast
- unhasu orchestra
- unnecessary kpop solo releases
- Update
- ur boy kpopalypse
- Urkel fashion is not fetch
- Vampires
- Vocal faggotry
- vocalfags
- Vocals
- WARNING: post contains Bom images
- wat a joke
- werq it gurrl
- what a formatting nightmare this post was
- what a sweet touching story
- what have I subjected your eyes to?
- what's worse k-pop haters or crazy fangirls?
- whenever I'm feeling uninspired to write about douchebags I just post on NB for a while and then my next blog pretty much writes itself
- who did it better?
- who wants me to do an expanded version of my 'angsty korean netizen' meme blog for AKFG
- whoring myself out
- why do people hate on her so much l0l
- why u no volume up bitches
- will aegyo for paypal donations
- will anyone stop fapping to Ailee noodz long enough to read this I wonder
- witchcraft
- Wiz Khalifa
- Won Bin
- woohee
- Woolim
- Woollim
- writing this was boring and took ages I hope you all fucking appreciate it
- wtf
- wtf did I just listen to
- wtf netizens
- yes I know about Bikiny but I got lazy
- Yesung
- YG Entertainment
- YGE
- YMMV
- yoona
- yoonsic
- you can't spell 'disappointment' without 'dis'
- you know whenever I start a post with 'picture this' it's gonna be some fucked up shit
- you'll never forget BODMAS again
- you're still fapping
- YouTube Awards
- Yubin
- yum yum
- Yura
- yura GIFs for those who complained about the lack of them in the boobs blog
- Yura is so gay
- 소녀시대
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