Fuck life.



Everything about this song, MV, concept, etc. is really, really bad. I don't even want to review it, because it would force me to rewatch the MV to find shit to nitpick about. Listening to it once was as if this song declared a jihad on my ears.

I would rather....

...have Hyoyeon rip her ogre farts into my ears.

...motorboat Shindong's titties.

...get a blowjob from Annie Chen, just for her to turn into some kind of demon and shove her tongue up my asshole as her tongue enlarges to the size of a baseball bat, killing me in the same way Mr. Hands died (seriously, do not Google Mr. Hands unless you're morbidly curious. If you are one sick son of a bitch like me and find what others find disgusting to be hilarious, then look up Mr. Hands.)

...lick Nancy Pelosi's face.

...listen to SNSD's I Got Multiple Personality Disorder on infinite repeat while watching a bunch of fat girls have an orgy.

And the list could go on and on.

Cleanse your eyes and ears with some Jolin Tsai.