While we may joke that U-KISS has to beg for fans to buy their albums because they still haven't won number one on a music show and for offering to give up their DNA in return for donations, we shouldn't be too harsh on them. It's a tough world, especially for a member from a group as irrelevant as U-KISS. We should all feel sorry for th-- who am I kidding, great job, Dongho. You got the fuck out of there while you had a chance.

In the future, I just hope you're not begging for someone else's pubes to keep your nuts warm while you sleep outside in the -50 degree weather when winter rolls around.