HyoMin is NEW OTP
Dispatch shows the fucker who took that shitty picture of Clara and GD allegedly doing the bump and grind at the club how REAL paparazzi shots are taken, and it is GLORIOUS.
That right there is Hyoyeon and Min getting their grind on at the club. With each other~!
I hereby dub this ship, the HyoMin ship. It is especially fitting that their first couple shot is Min straddling Hyoyeon like a cowgirl at the rodeo. Get it? HyoMin? Hyomin? Horse? EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Not only is Hyoyeon and Min providing copious amounts of fapbait for those inclined to partake in such activities with the two of them in mind (I can forgive fapping to Min somewhat, she's looking really good lately.), but they're simultaneously tanking each other's images as shiny/innocent/heterosexual KPop starlets too:
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I hereby dub this ship, the HyoMin ship. It is especially fitting that their first couple shot is Min straddling Hyoyeon like a cowgirl at the rodeo. Get it? HyoMin? Hyomin? Horse? EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Not only is Hyoyeon and Min providing copious amounts of fapbait for those inclined to partake in such activities with the two of them in mind (I can forgive fapping to Min somewhat, she's looking really good lately.), but they're simultaneously tanking each other's images as shiny/innocent/heterosexual KPop starlets too:
- Spotted at the club to ruin claims of innocence/purity? Check.
- Spotted with alcohol/drink in hand to ruin claims of straightedge? Check.
- Spotted in sexually compromising position in public to ruin claims of foreversinglehood? Check.
- Spotted in sexually compromising position with same-gender individual to ruin claims of heterosexuality? Check.
Pretty much every possible scandal that an idol could possibly be embroiled in is happening in that picture, but since Hyoyeon and Min are the unwanted black sheep of their respective groups NO ONE CARES... ;A; Don't worry, girls. AKF investigations are on the case to break the news for you.
But I really hope no one pulls the whole "UNNIE DIDN'T MEAN IT" card. Hyoyeon clearly approves, obviously having been photographed with her hand in the air on its way to slap Min's ass.
